Gay Beard 

The boyfriend or girlfriend of a closeted homosexual, used to conceal their sexuality.

Exactly man, she's just his gay beard.

Gay Beard by kibbleandbitsnutsandchews August 10, 2010

gaybeard

overly trimmed and groomed facial hair to the point of being ridiculous, and totally missing the point of having a beard at all. Often looks painted or drawn on with eyebrow pencil.

*sees guy with pencil-thin chinstrap*
that guy totally has gaybeard

gaybeard by Xpqar October 2, 2015