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forealsies

An acceptable means to express just how real or how serious a situation is.
London: "I just ran over Bryce's girlfriend with my car."
Kim: "Forealsies?"
forealsies by kimdon March 23, 2009
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Foresshian 

When a Russian man catches feelings for a female dog.
That man is a Foresshian for sure.

I was walking around today, and saw a random Foresshian in the streets!
A stand alone phrase indicating disbelief or expressing a need to have any declarative statement validated. The only answer to "foreals" *is* "foreals".
i.e. "I'm leavin' his ass, girl."
"Foreals?"
"Fo-reals, girl."

or

"Shit, dog. She left me."
"Foreals?"
"Foreals, dog."
foreals by Chelsta January 28, 2004
A term used for how big an ass is
Hey you see how big of an ass my girls got”
“Yeah she got that fortass!”
Fortass by YxngJhit January 29, 2021
Everyone has a shitty day once in a while. Fireass is when your ass gets irritated by sweat activating the fecal matter left behind from a sub par wipe after shitting.
More common on hot summer days, fireass takes several hours to develope, and has different levels depending on the intensity of discomfort experienced.
" Oh man, I took a shit this morning, and I've been sweating like a pig... this FIREASS is killing me. I got level three FIREASS. I'm gonna go sit in a snowbank. "
fireass by Marc O-C January 27, 2006

forearse 

I went to go down on her, but her forearse was like a bomb site
forearse by ADutchCapo November 24, 2005