Chipman 

A creature that defies the laws of nature by being half man, half hair beast. As a whole, it makes up half the ingredients needed to create a California Cyclone (the other half is Tequila- swill or fine quality work equally well).

Ok, who's the dumb ass that bought Chipman tequila shots? Brilliant idea! You're gonna clean up that fuck'n mess you moron!

Chipman by Milton Todd April 8, 2022

Chipman 

Chipman- A small person(s) who are irrationally afraid of firearms.

That guy, Dave. He's a real chipman, ranting about arm braces.

Chipman by Bongle Mc'gongston April 16, 2021

Chipman 

The shittiest place on earth, inhabited by goons and crack whores.

Fuck my life, I live in Chipman!

Chipman by E/C Pride April 4, 2011

Chipman 

A compound word, made up of the word "chip" and the word "man". If used as a last name often shortened to "chip". See Chipman, NB

Hey Chipman thanks for the meat fart!

Chipman by [e-mail] February 13, 2010

Chipman 

A man covered in chips

#wheresthedip #chipmans

Chipman by Vanzzzzzz August 12, 2018

Chipman's Revenge 

When you pate a dump into a toilet bowl and as the turd hits the water a drop of water plops back upwards directly hitting your ass hole.

I need to get my butt hole swabbed for STDs, Chipman's revenge got me square in the brown eye in the nastiest public toilet at the mall yesterday.

Chipman's Revenge by BurlesqueScrotesqueTransvestic May 5, 2021

noah chipman 

The gayest, and most annoying Jehovahs Witness you will ever see, and owns very few shirts and has a missing chromosome.

Yo this dumbass reminds of a Noah Chipman.

noah chipman by iSuggestBaconBits May 29, 2018