upload 

when your ass is up against anothers you push your deuce up into their a-hole.

I couldn't get a boner so i just uploaded her.

upload by jezuse and macks January 23, 2009

Upload 

To take a penis anally

She uploaded him last night.

Upload by vitaL713 August 6, 2008

Upload 

Puke

Man, I shudden had zat last shot, I think im gonna Upload

Upload by CanOfPanatam January 14, 2009

upload 

To ejaculate inside a vagina and the load is sent up the baby chute.

I was gonna' give her a sperm mustache, but was pounding so hard that I did an upload by mistake.

upload by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005

Upload Robots

the first decent file-transfer site without the annoying ads or snail-slow speed of Media-Fire or Photobucket. Its kind of like that one hot chick in a crowd of fat ugly sluts.

Henry was quite delighted with himself when Upload Robots stored his entire porn collection online at no cost

Upload Robots by russianconcussion123 September 19, 2009

Upload Moment 

when something is so awesome, you must take a picture of it and upload it to facebook. similar to Kodak Moment.

Girl: OMG! look! its drake!

Boy: This is an upload moment!

Upload Moment by spongebobpants123 August 25, 2011

upload failed 

When urbandictionary doesn't like your pronunciation of a word, but wants to be nice about it.

"Upload Failed"

upload failed by Pehnus June 8, 2016