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Moon Head(s) 

Moon Heads are thugs (or chavs in britian) who can barely string together simple sentences without the use of the F word.

An easy way to detect a moon head is the repeated use of the phrase "arghh mate it woz such a batty crease", a Slight over bite, usually a dimond earing and the trait that got them their name; their huge, oily, spotty, shaven skulls.

In some cases they will have thick circular glasses and/or will be very short

----CAUTION----
These will be the cockiest little sh*ts you will ever meet, try and avoid this breed of Moon Heads.
Moon Head: "F*cking hell, you F*cking emo!? "

Man: "Erm no i'm just wearing skinny jeans lol."

*Moon Head turns to it's Moon Head(s)*

Moon Head: "ahhhaha f*cking mate!? f*cking batty crease mate, f*cking emo wearing f*cking skinny jeans - F*cking state mate, i f*cking tell you Haha"
Moon Head(s) by ThatKidChalkie October 4, 2010

uber heady spaghetti 

When an individual believes their knowledge of "heady" subjects is unsurpassed, but in reality they are just putting up a front. Usually become very defensive when called out, and generally lose ensuing argument, though they usually don't realize it. Not a term of endearment.
The tool with all the hemp is trying to come off as a drug guru, but they are really uber heady spaghetti.

head's gone 

When you lose interest, become depressed, dispondant or angry.
"have you heard from Dicky P lately?" "No, can't get hold of him, his head's gone since his mrs left him"
head's gone by Dicky p June 16, 2014

crack head's itch

a person who is addicted to crack and is and or high on crack or lack of crack and therefore scratches there neck constantly.
known as the Crack Head's Itch
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your head's on fire 

What you say to someone who is either lying to you, bullshitting you, or doesn't know what they're talking about.

Another way of saying "you're trippin'"

An oldskool phrase.
Chump A: Man, that girl is fine.

Chump B: Your head's on fire dude. She's straight fugly.
your head's on fire by elevenxover December 19, 2008

Head’s on a fritz 

On the fritz” is an idiom used to refer to something that is not working correctly, acting strangely or malfunctioning.
My head’s on a fritz