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Unpopular Popular Kid 

That person that almost everyone knows in school, he is usually chill with everyone, avoids conflict that isnt his business, very loyal to their friends, talks to some popular girls but not the most popular of them, doesn't really get girls but flirts a lot, very caring and tells people things as they are, isn't invited to anything by anyone but his closest friends usually of which they only have 2 and usually once home instantly turns on his PC/Console and games all night, he never speaks to his friends when he's not in school unless they ask for something and usually the answer will always be yes even though it shouldn't be and is quite depressed.
Friend: From the amount of people around here that know you , you must have been quite popular back then.
You: Uhh, sort of. I was more of the unpopular popular kid.
Unpopular Popular Kid by OhDearItsMe December 17, 2019

Popular Loner 

A person who stays to themself, but is loved/liked by many
That guy Doug is really a popular loner!
Popular Loner by OhYeahWuan July 19, 2019

a different brand of ๐“‘๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ผ than the usual most popular brand of ๐“‘๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ผ. 

An iconic quote my the man, the myth, the one and only Harry Styles when he got asked to tell us an unpopular opinion in which he answers that he prefers...

"a different brand of ๐“‘๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ผ than the usual most popular brand of ๐“‘๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ผ."
1: what beans do you like bro?

- i prefer a different brand of ๐“‘๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ผ than the usual most popular brand of ๐“‘๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ผ.

- oh, i like Heinz...

Wokus Pokus 

Noun: Meaningless woke related talk or activity, often designed to draw attention away from and disguise what is actually happening.
Everything was going well at the party until this googly-eyed, left-wing hipster showed up and began to blurt out some wokus pokus to draw away from the fact that he soiled his skinny jeans.
Wokus Pokus by La Pluma May 12, 2021
Screw all other fucking definitions. This is the right one. Well for all of you know, poklen is a word used in Brunei. People think they're so cool and getting a lot of attention from others. Well think again, you're not cool and it is a disgrace for using such worthless, grammar error and uneducated words.

As I'm saying, most poklens now have invaded facebook and twitter. How to recognize poklens in facebook? Easy, they are using undesirable profile name such like "Doubleonezerosix" "Nineteenzerothree" "thedeathcore" "SiiSayankku" "Tigapuluhribuantahsampai'mana" "Aku Sii Manja", naming a group like "Crowzz'X, " and whatever shits like that so on and forth. And also, they always post their status such as "Like eh my dp gengz" "aku tau aku bida or it means I know i'm ugly" like seriouly kid? If it's ugly, why are you posting it?

Some words that are used in poklen conversations are;

Sayang - sayank
Tu - toh
So - cho
Haha - ahakz
Miss - mishhh
like - loike

And so on. If you're not a poklen, you may recognize them more.

p.s; "Wort" is not a poklen word. "Wort" is an Australian accent.
Human 1: "Hey do you know this guy/girl: insert name Sii'PunaiAyam from facebook?

Human 2: "Oh! That person, he's/she's such a poklen. He/She always type me with the Z's and X's at every end of the letter. Last night he/she texted me "Aku sayank ia tohzz. Ehekzz"

Human 1: "Ew. What a sore lozer. As if he's/she's speaking like russian people with saliva raining in the air, spitting on the face.

Human 2: "I know right, so disgusting. Gonna unfriend him/her. Catch you later!"
Poklen by thissoawesome November 22, 2011

Our Most Popular Definitions 

1. You typed in Urban Dictionary's most popular definitions into Google in hope to find a list of the very best definitions there are on this site, and then saw this link and thought that it would take you to the golden list but it turned out to be another definition and now you're disappointed.

2. My attempt to make the site runners see this and put up a freaking list.
1. Some guy with too much time on his hands and in need of a laugh (a.k.a. you): *Browses through urban dictionary* Yo, these are mad. I wonder if I can find the most popular definitions on this site. *searches it up and finds Our Most Popular Definitions* Fuck yea - *clicks link* Son of a bitch