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A person who wears a hat to hide their 5-fish-head
Matilda is such a hatfish, I hadn't ever seen her with her hat off but when she did finally take it off it really wasn't good.
Hatfish by PlzDntKilMeh July 26, 2021

hatfishing 

When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.
This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a picture of Betty White.
hatfishing by TheDarkKnightLight August 8, 2017
Word of the Day on January 13, 2019
A guy who looks completely different (sexy) while wearing a hat or cap. When they take it off its a totally different story!
He was cute, until he took his hat off, he's a hatfish!
Hatfish by Manda Clark May 24, 2014

Hatfield Peverel 

A quaint village located in the South East of Essex, England notorious for a strong farming community as well as the level of drive by shootings being considerably larger than that of neighbouring villages. Key land marks are The Great Barn, where 80% of all newborns are conceived and ironically delivered by Nurse of the Year 2009 Sara Nitram, The Village Hall where many functions take place including the annual HoeDown where performers such as Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus have found fame. Noted residents include Lady Sophia "Fifi" Martiani, winner of the largest pumpkin competition 10 years consecutively. She was once quoted in Garden's World Magazine as saying "Hatfield Peverel is my heart, soul and body"
Their village slogan "Hatfield Peverel, you'll always find a smile here"
Hatfield Peverel by soapasaurus August 3, 2010
Offensive term used to describe a bretherin with an unnattractive face, likened to messy hair following the removal of a hat or cap.
Shutup bitch, you've got a fuckin hatface. Move from me.
hatface by the jester 2006 July 19, 2006
Hatfishing is a practice where a man purposely deceives a potential romantic partner by wearing a hat on every date to hide his rapidly receding hairline.
"She went on dozens of dates with Tom before it occurred to her that she had never seen him without his Ducati hat on. Her friends were right - she was being hatfished."
Hatfished by Tzensant June 12, 2020