noun
1) a male given name: words meaning “tyrant” and “cunty.”
2) any person in a position of authority who exercises power oppressively or despotically.
3) If you’re named Houman then you would typically be the worst person to ever work for. You would be viewed by most as the 21st century Hitler in the workplace. His
leadership approach is likely going to include
backstabbing among all ranks, creating chaos within the
organization, demoralizing anyone in his path, making the absolute worst business decisions ever seen, and a walking HR nightmare that will undoubtedly keep the legal department busy defending lawsuits brought upon the company from his actions.
How dare you talk to me like that and
disrespect me. I will not be Houmaned by you anymore.
Ah man, not again. You just made another Houman decision that’s going to cost the company millions is losses. Next time
pull your head out of your ass and just make a decent
business decision so you don’t sink this ship.