petoshi

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A petoshi can waste away valuable learning time via reading powerpoints! Don’t get your hopes up for a P5 lesson either, you can count on that being a REVISION session.

‘Boys, we got petoshi today?’
Yeah, shit ain’t learning anything today then

petoshi by ethan Wellsim June 7, 2021

petochita

a girl who is very pretty, cute, precious, and the perfect example of perfection.

hey look out that girl, she is so petochita

petochita by Dr. definicion August 7, 2011

petroshius 

That friend you’ve known so long that even after many years, it’s like no time has passed, and you can cut through the bullshit and have a real conversation.

I just had the most petroshius renuion.

petroshius by Vogel22 May 16, 2018

Petophile 

A petophile is what you call someone who takes it a little too far with "loving" their pets. Much like a pedophile, but with animals.

The videos of women who let horses fuck them...classic petophile behavior.

See also animal lover

Jason thought he was being funny when he tried to make his dog get a boner by rubbing on it's balls. What a petophile!

Petophile by capnkev June 21, 2009

Petosimist 

A blend between "pesimist and optimist". A person that is a pesimist in nature and uses optimism in a pesimistic way.
Credits: contributed by Mozambique's daughter: word wizard

A petosimist speaking: "They are not going to pay me...at least I know "

Petosimist by mozanbique July 7, 2023

Petophile 

A person who is sexually attracted to young animals which are kept as pets. Usually this uncontrollable sexual apPETite is limited to just cats and dogs. However, some extreme petifilers will love smaller pets like a gerbils in a very special way (see Gerbilling for more info).

Having sexual relations with your pets is wrong. Don't do it!
Just because a cat is called a pussy does not mean you can fuck it... KITTY PORN must be stopped!

The catholic veterinarian was arrested yesterday for being a "Petophile".

The "petifiler" loved to masturbate to kitty porn movies!

Doing it "doggie style" has a different meaning to a "petifile".

Gerbilling is "Petophillia" gone rouge.

Petophile by Skull Duggery July 19, 2011

peteshinned 

To take obvious satire on face value and, after world-wide ridicule, try to play it off as a joke.

To trip on the roses in a carpet pattern, break your nose, bleed profusely, and then jump up and say, "I meant to do that!"

You remember that guy I told you about who was banging a special-olympics-triathlete? Turns out she was faking, filmed the whole thing, showed it to his parents, and now he's trying to pretend he knew all along. He totally got peteshinned.

peteshinned by GodHead September 5, 2008