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a foam surfboard, often 7-9 feet in length and used by those learning to surf
Hey dude, the waves are looking pretty small today. Let's take out the foamies!
foamie by lj beach bum August 8, 2008
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A Foamie is a homie who drinks foam but not the actual beer.
Sandeep is a Foamie since he only drinks the foam portion of the beer.
a foaming-at-the-mouth liberal moonbat.
as soon as someone dares to criticize global warming, all the foamies come out of the woodwork.
foamie by hooksaw November 1, 2007
Its like a selfie just with Foam on your face. Now imagine being like santa claus anytime of the day! It can even be used in many ways such as Foamie With my best friend or hey foamie with dad!
Hey bud, where is your Foamie for today? Ran out of shave gel did we!
Foamie by chicmagnet June 19, 2014

Matthew Foamer 

When an individual inserts any number of mentos between 3 and 10 up the rectum and proceeds to buttchug an entire liter of Coca Cola or other carbonated beverage.
Damn that was hot my girlfriend Stella just sent me a video of her doing a Matthew Foamer
A fake homie. One who pretends to be your homie, but actually is not
Paul just snitched on me; he is such a fomie
fomie by Jolister July 31, 2006