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Coalposting 

The act of posting coalposts. Derives its name from the combustible sedimentary rock "coal."

Coalposts are low effort, low quality, no creativity, and just plain downright worthless content that has ZERO intellectual or entertainment value. It serves no purpose other than to occupy space in boards, threads, and comment sections.

Even literal coal has its value, whereas coalposts have NONE.
"Brad and his discord friends assembled a coalposting anime pfp group that posts coal on twitter 24/7"

"Brad be coalposting harder than a 7-year-old in 1788 England"

"repost the gems, Brad's coalposting needs to be stopped NOW"

Michael Cialone

A caring man, usually pulls a lot of hoes (unless hoes mad)
I saw this really hot guy named Michael Cialone, I sat on his face
What god must drink.
"i love calpol, it makes my face twitch"
Calpol by Ben the almighty January 29, 2006

Coalpool 

An area where people get confused of where Cartbridge Crescent is and where Cartbridge walk is it's by the cemertree and a field where you get sick of hearing motorbikes on one half of coalpool is such a nice and quite area then you get the Shameless area where you got to parties and the music and the drinking and a good amount of arguing and fighting but also plenty of laughs Coalpool is definitely the place to be.
(coalpool) (Coalpool) (CoalPool) (fun) (mad) (laughs)
Coalpool by Great12345 July 15, 2011
A traditional name given to a young girl during her birth it's probably estimated that the girl are usually beautiful but never express their love to the People they love and lack gratitude one must be able to understand them
Cialo was here name given to her by their grandparents
Or

Cialo still loves him after 3 years ago of breakup
cialo by Nevertrustanyone January 12, 2023
As a kid, I used to love the taste of calpol.
Calpol by UltimateDoge August 8, 2022