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drunk remoting 

The insatiable urge while being intoxicated to watch DVDs or TiVo'd shows and pause, rewind, and comment again and again about the program being watched. Drunk remoters may pause and rewind to ask others WTF is going on in the plot, point out background locations they've visited on vacations, watch scenes over and over again that only they find amusing, spend ten minutes to find the exact frame where a punch misses someone's face, or generally distract everyone else in the room from an otherwise interesting storyline.
(rips remote out of hand) Give me that thing! I'm tired of you drunk remoting. I just want to watch the movie.

Friends who want to stay friends don't drunk remote.

remoting 

Remoting is the act of controlling a device or other thing remotely.
I am remoting the robot.
remoting by funky sven December 12, 2011

Remoking 

Remoking: re mok ing /re mok ng/ verb. 1. Means to work remotely. 2. Remotely working from home. 3. Working from an alternative location away from your office.

" I Remoke" means "I work remotely".
A Large percentage of Google's staff will be remoking over the next 5 years. What will their remoking guidelines be? The title of that document is Google Remoking. Googles Guidelines for working remote.
Remoking by Allyledo October 25, 2020

cialis remodeling 

A term used to describe a man's unlimited efforts to clean/remodel his pad if he thinks he's gonna get laid.
Jim, will you sit the fuck down and watch the game? No way bill, gotta do some cialis remodeling, Amy is coming over after the game.

remoting 

Remoting is were when a guy is sleeping another guy puts a remote up the sleeping guys ass and usually takes a picture of video for future blackmail.
Tom:Last night I was remoting John.
Alice: Oh I bet that pushed his buttons.
remoting by eafy January 28, 2008

Remodeling 

When Ryan's dad secretly has sex with him on the days that band practice is usually scheduled.
"Hey Ryan, can you practice today?"

"Sorry can't, dad and I are doing some remodeling on my basement." /wink
Remodeling by Cleverton January 31, 2008