voofer Share definition Flag An extremely disgusting, fat, sweaty, nasty, old vagina. Also known as an orange waffle. Hey daddy, what is that on the ground? Johnny don't stare at that, its just Grandmas voofer. voofer by bigale12345 June 10, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the voofer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch