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Vesuvio Special 

When you nip out to grab a take-away meal (normally pizza) and come home to find that your partner has packed up all their belongs and left, leaving you to eat alone whilst reading their farewell letter
Dude 1: I went to get pizza and when I return my wife was gone. All I could find was a goodbye letter on the table.
Dude 2: Hahaha! You must have ordered the Vesuvio Special
Vesuvio Special by TeaBagTayla December 12, 2015
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two soulmates and a less popular pairing from “genshin impact”. who wouldn’t love a duo consisting of a traveller and the bard who writes songs about her?
venlumi is a really healthy ship... they’re so perfect for each other! you ship venlumi? you’re very cool
venlumi by kaslanakiana August 15, 2021

Mt. Vesuvi-Ass 

The seemingly never ending flow of hot, runny,painful excrement that lays waste to the porcelain of your toilet, much like Mt. Vesuvius laid waste to the unsuspecting city of Pompeii. This phenomenon is usually brought on by the ingestion of ethnic food.
Oh man! That Thai food we ate gave me some awful Mt. Vesuvi-Ass.
Mt. Vesuvi-Ass by TreeMI January 21, 2009

Velumptuous 

The word you use when you think voluptuous isn't a real word.
"Jamie has a velumptuous bottom."
"Do you mean voluptuous?"
"That isn't a real word!"

Versluis 

A Dutch last name.

you know you’re lucky if you’ve meet someone with this last name.
person 1: this person is very cool.
person 2: must be a Versluis!
Versluis by thesimpofallsimps March 12, 2022

Amerigo Vespucci 

An Italian merchant who proved that Columbus did not find India the other direction but it's actually a new land so it was named after him.

Amerigo Vespucci, "America"
Bruh almost no one know who Amerigo Vespucci is... What are history classes teaching these days huh.
Amerigo Vespucci by Sup-AsiaCoolie January 20, 2021