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Squirrley 

adjective-describing simultaneously all of the qualities attributed to a semi-rabid squirrel i.e. crazy, esp. nutty, sneaky, of questionable character, flighty, hyperactive, & horny.
1. She's so squirrley, a night with her could cost you your life but it's worth the risk!

2. Someone as squirrley as he will be a good addition to my mafia, but I wouldn't dare give him any personal information!
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squirrley 

when you have sexual intercourse in the butt, and its hairy like a squirrel.
oh dude that fat chick is squirrley as fuck
squirrley by fishdicks April 23, 2009

squirrley 

*see "horny",

Intense sexual desire,

Obsession with intercourse in an abnormal manner or degree.
"I must have been giving off false signals, or just talking about sex too much, because she asked me if i was feeling squirrley"

"I couldnt afford the dildo i wanted so i hid it at the bottom of the pile with a squirrley squirls instinct, knowing i should probly never cum back"
squirrley by el grando squirlo September 16, 2012

“Squirrel it away” 

To “squirrel it away” is the act of tucking your testicles into your Butthole before a fight begins to protect them.
“Squirrel it away”. The guy tried to kick me in the nuts but luckily I “squirrelled them away” before the fight began.
“Squirrel it away” by Tswizzles February 24, 2023

Baby night squirrel 

A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.

lovely bit of squirrel 

A phrase used to describe a nice piece of meat. It is used by Martin mainly in Friday night dinner.
*eats meat*

‘That’s a lovely bit of squirrel

Squirrel Pack

Coach: "Chris, get the left handed scissors!"
Chris: "Where are they?"
Coach: "Behind the squirrel pack!"
Squirrel Pack by CodyDV October 27, 2010