fukfc

If a group of postmen had a very pixelated trauma, overdosed on grains, then started their own football club, you'd get the fukfc.

The postmen that can fly like borbs, get nerfed like elves, get stubbed like Chris' toes, get punched hard like Rocky could, and still be left standing. They are the ultimate human specimen.

Pete: I heard you were in a fight.
Conn: It's true. I showed him I could be a real fukfc.
Pete: Never doubted you for a second.

fukfc by ok rard May 29, 2018

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die toad lmao joy cat, you are nothing compared to fukfc

fukfc by teemo main228 April 8, 2018

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fukacta

A combination of the good old 'f**kd up' and Yiddish 'farkocktah'... used to describe person, place or thing that is way beyond messed up.

The health care today is totally fukacta!

fukacta by phiddyb September 26, 2011

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hoky fukci

Hoky Fukci was a practice first founded in ancient Nepal, high in the Himalayan Mountains. Once used as a deterrent for evil, chi-blocking spirits, it fell into utter disuse for a few hundreds of years after the monks had banned its practice due to the horrific nature of the sexual act. Now it resides only in legend and myth, and the occasional frat party.

Grab that chick from downstairs and Hoky Fukci, if you get my meaning.

hoky fukci by Bake Gyllenbong June 20, 2017