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Deringer Scale 

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.
Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.
Deringer Scale by Tw1g December 6, 2010
A small short barreled pistol that was apparently very popular with ladies back in England in the 1800's (at least according to all the Romance Novelists) due to its ability to fit into a pocket.
As the large man reached for Alessandra, she pulled the small derringer out of her pocket and fired it into his chest.
derringer by AMineE May 18, 2005

decringio 

What you get when you see your math teacher bend over.
Whoa, baby, when I saw him bend over to pick up Matt's pencil, I got decringio so bad I damn near jizzed my pants!

Chubby Derringer 

1. Dick Lugar's name if he was a gangster.
2. Great name for a pornstar gangster.
3. A guy who's like a derringer revolver--a little small but plenty powerful.
1. Bro 1: Wouldn't it be cool if Dick Lugar ran the mob in Indiana?
Bro 2: He'd have to change his name to Chubby Derringer.
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!!

2. I need a good name for the mob boss in this porno I'm writing....Chubby Derringer!!

3. Chick 1: So how was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Chick 2: OMFG incredible he was like a chubby derringer!
Bros 1&2(sadly, because they're just plain small from all the steroids): extreme.....

Dearinger 

A bad ass mother fucker who you really don't wanna mess with! You really wish you could be a Dearinger.
Those Dearinger's are fucking crazy. I've seen one catch himself on fire just to prove he could!
Dearinger by megmlm February 6, 2010

Derringer Boothe

Derringer is a beta male cuck who sucks cock for a living.

Derringer will say everyone else pulls none. when he's the one who pulls no-one.
Person 1 "did you see Derringer Boothe"
Person 2 "no? why?"
Person 1 "hes so short. he's all talk no game"