Weasel Cat

It is the apex predator of Arvada, Colorado. It has the strength of ten raccoons, the length of a vespa scooter, the height of a fire hydrants, and the eyes of a demon long dead (just red). It is rarer than big foot, chupacabra, and an affordable housing with a view of the mountains.

"Bro, I just saw the Weasel Cat by 72nd and Wadsworth"

Weasel Cat by TheLasso May 16, 2019

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weaselbat

A bat (or plank) with a nail through the business end to make it more dangerous.

Chris got picked up for threatening some clubbers with a weaselbat.

weaselbat by Terraneaux March 14, 2009

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