A fellow citizen that obeys the laws and respects the rules and guidelines put forth by society. This person is also very helpful and has good morals.

Dude 1: "Dude, you stopped chewing tobacco and drinking and driving?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I realized how it was harmful to my health and how I was putting others in risk."
Dude 1: "Wow dude! You've really turned into a genuine upstanding citizen!"
Dude 2: "Heeelllla upstanding!"

Upstanding citizen by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

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Unstandable

A mix of 'unbearable' and 'can't stand it'. Generally said by accident when your mind is caught between the two phrases.

You're unstandable!

That person is so annoying - I find them unstandable.

Unstandable by CompNeuro March 18, 2021

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Upstander

Someone who stands up for a victim while they are being bullied.

You are at the playground and someone comes over and starts to trash talk about you. There are a crowd of bystanders but no one will help you stand up to the bully. The one person who does stand up will you to the bully is the upstander.

Upstander by Chevellechris April 15, 2014

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Upstanding shitizen

When a toilet is so disgusting and covered with piss/ shit you have to hover over the seat to take care of business. Typically performed in public restrooms.

Dude 1: Yo dude, I was taking the browns to the Super Bowl in a Walmart bathroom the other day, the toilet was so gnarly I had to do an upstanding shitizen!

Dude 2: FAR OUT!

Upstanding shitizen by Thejesse44 June 13, 2018

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