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Kill-Kit 

A collection of items, often including (but not limited to) duct tape, rope, and cuffs, a knife, a gun, and sometimes a camera, etc... usually stowed away and kept out of sight, usually used by kidnappers or rapists to accomplish a murder, or any other number of heinous acts.
Wow, a knife, duct tape, a gun... Everything you'd need to make a very effective kill-kit
Kill-Kit by VoxelSkull September 23, 2016
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kill kit 

A collection of items such as a firearm, knife, restraints (rope, zip ties) duct tape, condoms, lubricant, and other fetishistic trinkets.
Hailey likes to bring her kill kit to bed in hopes of finding new ways to psychologically scar Jaison.
kill kit by GiraffesSuck November 21, 2019

kill kittens 

To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"
Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!

Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens
kill kittens by Steve April 11, 2003

kill kittens 

"Killing kittens" is a very useful euphemism to those who are incapable of spelling the big word "masturbating" correctly.

The metaphorical kitten killing is carried out by proxy, courtesy of Our Lord.

Kill kittens 

To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.
Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!
Kill kittens by Ho_b0 May 4, 2012

kill a kitten 

v. To masturbate.

Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
Me so horny... I think I'm gonna go kill a kitten.