"Dude what the Fuck did you have to
female email me like that for? It made no sense. Just call me next time it
will take both of us less time to figure out what you are trying to tell me," you say.
"Whats a
female email?" he asks.
"It is when you send me a message over 150 characters that is a bitch to read, like you just did. It was five messages scattered in a fucked up order! It took me five minutes to figure out what u were saying." you say.