Diamond Sword 

What all the horny 8 year olds show their minecraft girlfriend.

Steve: hey girl, wanna see my diamond sword?
Alex: of course!
Alex: Wow, is that efficiency IV?
Steve: my big brother helped me

Diamond Sword by ZyRacka January 31, 2019

diamond sword 

do you like my sword?

a diamond sword is something you use in minecraft to kill da zombez

diamond sword by abcdefghiiiiiiiiabcdefghiiiiii February 11, 2018

diamond sword 

The second best Minecraft item. The only thing that beats it is the netherite sword. I love Minecraft. Minecraft is really cool. So are diamond sword.

Awesome Minecraft Parodies: DIAMOND SWORD ON MAAAAAJOR STEEEEEVE.
Memeulous: Wow you are so epic and amazing and cool and poggers.

diamond sword by Gumballcom May 9, 2021

Flaming diamond sword 

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.

The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.

Flaming diamond sword by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015