Chickenfire 

A made up excuse to a woman that worked very successfully, which was ridiculous but her lack of intelligence made it brilliant . Also stands for synthetic pot, which does not show up on a drug test. Also a way to describe anything that was amazing or kickass.

'Man I told her that was my mother talking in the background when she call, Chickenfire!'

'Dude! let's go to the head shop to pick up some Chickenfire'

'Do you remember the girl from lastnight? That piece was Chickenfire!'

Chickenfire by RileyJ November 27, 2009

Chickenfish 

noun
proper noun usage: Uncle Chickenfish
abbreviations: CF

1 a : yellow and red ferret toy that is beloved by kittens and cats.

2 a : protector of all foster kittens and cats that are being groomed for success in John's foster kitten room and viewed globally through the kitten cam.

2 b : named by kitten cam viewer Ingeborg.

3 also associated with the term: chickenfishtarian (one that is schooled in the ways of the Chickenfish).

4 the aura of the Chickenfish has swelled to such great proportions that is has inspired the following prayer:

Hail Chickenfish, full of stuffing,
the kittens are with thee;
Blessed art thou amongst the intertubes,
and blessed is the protector of thy Critter Room, John.
Holy Chickenfish, Guardian of Floofybutts,
watch over us with your reattached eyes,
now and at the hour of adoption.
Meow.

"Chickenfish sees all"

"Yuri just attacked Chickenfish"

Chickenfish by Kitten cam viewer March 21, 2013

chickenwire canoe 

Military slang for something or someone that is completely screwed-up or useless. Compare to soup sandwich, ate up, and football bat.

Man, he is completely ate up, a chickenwire canoe.

chickenwire canoe by Paul Barnes September 23, 2008

chickenfresh 

The state of being good, tasty, satisfying, without the involvement of derty terbans, and including buffalo wing sauce that's spicy

Yo, that's chickenfresh. Is you chickenfresh?

chickenfresh by BuckL August 4, 2007

chickenface 

Someone with a chicken face and spiky hair.

Darwin is a chickenface because he's ugly

chickenface by Estebanort77 May 30, 2008

chickenfruit 

Fruit of the chicken (ie. eggs).

In the same way that Kiwi birds lay kiwifruit, so too do chickens lay chickenfruit.

chickenfruit by antonyk April 18, 2008

chickenaise 

A condiment developed by experimental gastronomist Joseph Trinity, Chickenaise is a culinary breakthrough. Thought to be a biological impossibility, Dr. Trinity discovered that it is possible to infuse an emulsion of specific oils, herbs and spices with not only the albumen of Galliformes' or Anseriformes' eggs, but with the parent fowl itself. The resulting product is a creamy, rich, hearty spread with limitless food service applications. As of this writing, Chickenaise is currently pending FDA approval. In March of 2010, a poultry advocacy group, Individuals Believing in Ethical Chicken treatment (IBEC) petitioned to ban Chickenaise, citing "...the abhorrent concoction is degrading to chickens and birds of the like. To take the life of an unborn creature egg for the purpose of consumption is in itself inhumane. But to slaughter and combine it's own mother in the dish is perverse. Tasty, but perverse."

This BLT is dry and lacking a hint of bird. I wish someone would develop Chickenaise!!!

chickenaise by jostriwa March 19, 2010