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South Attleboro 

The Southern division of Attleboro, Massachusetts. It borders Pawtucket, Rhode island and is split down the middle by Route 1. South Attleboro is considered the "fast-food highway" of Massachusetts. If you can think of any New England popular fast-food joint, its on Route 1 through Southie(Wendy's, Taco Bell, McDonald's, Burger King, Dunkin' Donuts, Subway, D'Angelos). Also known for its enormous liquor store Yankey Spirits, XXX shop, the beautiful driving range and mini-golf course at Atlantic Golf, and Chuck E. Cheese. South Attleboro is considered the nice part of Attleboro. The town is clean, happy, and all around friendlier than Attleboro. The food's great, people are friendly, and the school system (Robert J. Coelho Middle School) is outstanding. There is an annual summer festival at Lee's Pond every July/August. Admission is free, come on down and enjoy some food, fireworks, and fun on the South Attleboro White Hawks practice field with other friendly Southies.

Planning to start a family in South Eastern Massachusetts? Mark South Attleboro down as one of your top options.
I love South Attleboro man, such a nice place.
South Attleboro by South4Life March 19, 2011
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North Attleboro 

Town in SE Massachusetts, home to North Attleboro High and the aptly named "Red Rocketeers". The whole town revels vicariously in the exploits of these young jocko homos, who famously engage in a frenzied team circle jerk before every game. When their high school glory days end, many join the fascist town police force. For the rest, it's off to the box factory, to regale coworkers with dull tales beginning with "Remember that time we beat (fill in name of nearby dull shitburg)...good times, good times" Massive weight gain ensues quickly after graduation, followed by heart attack and/or stroke by age 40.
Girlfriend: I don't understand...it's still soft...don't you like me Johnny?

Johnny: Sorry Susie...big game this Friday, you know...I have to save my best for the team (gets wistful, faraway look)

Johnny's fat Dad: (bursting into family room) Damn straight son...North Attleboro rules! Now you just get yourself back to Whore Island, missy!

Johnny and Dad engage in a tight manly hug

North Attleboro Middle School 

A middle shool in North Attleboro that all kids care about is being attractive and making out on the weekends. Filled with douchebag kids who think there the shit because they play in their town football league. Just like any other average shitty middle school
A typical conversation at North Attleboro Middle School...

-Hey Justin, hows your relationship with Sarah going?
-Good we've been going out for 3 days now and we've already practically had sex, I think I'm gunna dump her tommorow though
-Oh, good thing your on the football team, you'll have another girlfriend by next week.

South Attleboro 

A town located in Massachusetts that borders Rhode Island. It contains a large liquor store, a porn shop, and almost every fast food joint within a mile radius. (Wendy's, Taco Bell, McDonald's, Burger King, 2 Dunkin Donuts, Subway, D'Angelos)

This town is definitely better than regular Attleboro because it is less ghetto and the people are friendlier.

This town has also been talked about on the popular show Family Guy.
Person: Hey, let's go to South Attleboro and get some fast food!

Attleboro 

The world's most terrible town. There is nothing to do but get an abortion. Or take the train the frick out.
Entering Attleboro Massachusetts:
Leave your fun behind.
Attleboro by Blynd Mag April 20, 2009

Attleboro 

A place where you can either get an abortion or get on the train to Boston to get an abortion.
Person 1: All there is to do in Attleboro is smoke weed or get an abortion.
Person 2: Or get on the train to Boston to get an abortion.
Attleboro by seeingeyecat July 29, 2011