After taking me to see House of Wax, that slut Gunter started jabbing at my delicates like a blind neurosurgeon. I tried to come; unfortunately Gunter is about as familar with women as he is with movies that don't suck, so I had to waddle home with an ice box. If only he had given me the Dirty Scotsman.
When you are in a ice cold room A/C blasting (usually after a long day of work or very hungover ) and you beat the daylights out of your meat .choke the chicken .masturbate