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Buttscratcher 

Little devices used to scratch your butt, sold by Peter Griffin at sporting events.
Peter: Buttscratcher?
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: mmmmmButtscratcher?!?
Lois: No.
Peter: Buttscratcher?!?
Lois: NO PETER!
Peter: (dissapointed tone) buttscratcher.
Buttscratcher by MacGruber899 January 9, 2009
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Buttscrew 

Another word referring to the act of anal sex. It is commonky used by middle schoolers to talk about how cool the homosexual anal sex with their bum chum in boy scouts was.
Tim "that buttscrew i did last night with ryan was so sexy and fun"
Tyler "damn right buttscrew is only cool when its with your buddies"
Buttscrew by Flamingoat May 28, 2018

get butts in 

Get butts in seats is an old marketing saying, whether selling cars, event seats or other seated activities.
This new band will definitely get butts in seats!
get butts in by I, Wreckerrr December 13, 2020
Buttsex
Buttsex is good up the butt.
Buttsex by i lik3 butt53x May 14, 2009
"Our Buttsex was good last night! Wasn't it Kaitoo?" Riely asked
ButtSex by Dick Heads January 30, 2015
1) taking it like a man, in the behind.

2) doing wrong to someone, like backing into their new convertible and not leaving a note.
I totally buttsexed the shit outta that guy!

this fits both definitions.
buttsex by anniekin. August 12, 2007