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proposal 

"Proposal" is what upper management uses when they decide to shit can a whole department, but don't want to say the F word because it's too strong and not enterprise enough. So they replace "we fired people" with "we made them a proposal" and everyone has to act like it totally isn't bullshit. The proposal in question being "Fuck you, you're fired, but let's talk about the terms so that we can use a nicer word when announcing this".
We have made a proposal regarding the structure of the Initech Loser department.
proposal by the offer you can refuse September 20, 2019

Proposal Boner

When a man takes a knee to propose to said lady, and after is all said and done is sporting major wood on the way up.
And as Jason said "Will you marry me?" she could'nt help but notice the massive erection in wake of all the emotion.

she simply replied "Do you have a proposal boner?"

"Why, yes I do..."

"Well then yes, I will marry you"
Proposal Boner by italion donkey October 2, 2010

proposal porn 

the extreme mania that surrounds wedding proposal culture
hey did you see Rita's engagement photos? the ones she posted on facebook because privacy is no longer a thing? it's such proposal porn
proposal porn by noxious_toast November 25, 2013

Proposal sickness 

Proposal sickness happens when you have written so many proposals for clients over a ridiculously short period of time (some of which are usually written over a weekend), any further requests for proposals that you are tasked with writing results in 'proposal sickness'.

This in turn leads to a rather angry disposition, which can sometimes end in furious swearing and avoid techniques which can include snack eating, spotify playlist making and mindless playing on Facebook...

Proposal sickness is like writers block but its more about the annoyance of too many proposals which can never be written during office hours, than a block on the words to write them with.
CK had written 5 proposals over the Valentine's weekend..and then proceeded to face further refinements to some of those proposals from clients on Monday and Tuesday...and so by Wednesday when faced with more new proposal writing, she experienced proposal sickness and just couldnt write any more.
Proposal sickness by Little Miss CK February 16, 2010

proposal whore 

someone who is proposing the very first person agreeing to go on a date with
Have you heard what Steve did last night ?
-No what?
He proposed that girl he went on one date with last night.
-Oh yeah, Steve is such a proposal whore, he does that with every girl he goes on a date!

Fart Proposal 

A wedding proposal that consists of a naked man walking up to a table covered in flour which he proceeds to fart on and blow away, revealing lettering in stuck flour that reads 'Will you marry me?'.
My boyfriend fart-proposed to me yesterday. I said yes! His fart proposal was amazing!
Fart Proposal by hermandogonzales December 13, 2010