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Landbitch 

The landbitch never fixes anything! The roof leaks! And she says the reason the toilet backs up is because I use Charmin toilet paper.
Landbitch by Foo Chick September 10, 2011

lazy bitch 

A woman that can not cook clean or go get a job, sits on her ass 24/7 and think she's on due to welfare or her children ssi
Bitch get your lazy ass up and cook lazy bitch
lazy bitch by Got a job November 3, 2015

lazy bitch 

Basically when your bitch is laying around doing nothing and dinner isn't even ready and the house isn't cleaned yet.
"I feel so bad for Tom, he married a real lazy bitch"
lazy bitch by Sourafrodeziac January 29, 2014

Lizbitch 

An amazingly talented young bugaboo who multi-tasks like no other. Contrary to her name, she is nobody's bitch. She is enigmatic, inspiring, and def gets down. Most desirable Doctor in town, gettt ittt! She's gorgeous, umm I mean FLAWLESS! niggah she's about her business!

May at times cuss like a sailor. On the weekends and some weekdays she drinks like a sailor. Most importantly, she knows how to rock the boat, unlike ANY sailor ;)
"Dear Dolly, I'm marrying Drizzy Drake, and you're not." -sincerely, lizbitch.

SASSY BITCH with refined class!
Lizbitch by juicyskittles February 5, 2010

lazy bitch syndrome

(n)noun: when your bitch-ass is so thirsty for government assistance, that you cause bodily harm to yourself or fake a disability for financial aid.
"Did you hear about the chick who poured drain cleaner in her eyes so that she would go blind?!"
"Yeah, that slut has lazy bitch syndrome."
lazy bitch syndrome by shhshelby November 17, 2015
LAZITCH
Friend: Can You Get Me The Remote I Don't Wanna Get Up
You: OMG Stop being such a LAZITCH!!!