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Koinkydoink

A nonsensical mispronunciation of "coincidence." Has little to no meaning.

Pronounced "Koh-winkee-doink."
Suck my koinkydoink!
Koinkydoink by markydoinky March 9, 2021

Koinkidink 

Something that is too coincidental to be a coincidence
It was a total koinkidink that she called me right after I told her best friend that she hasn’t called in a long time.
Koinkidink by Feelu May 11, 2019

koinkidink 

The supposed way Canadians say 'coincidence'. Similar to koinkidinky but less cute. Similar to koinky-dink but without the unnecessary hyphen. An awful stereotype.
Jacques: We both got stereotyped at the same time for being Canadian, what a koinkidink, Eh?
koinkidink by iamth3stig August 5, 2008

koinkidinky 

Like omg Sarah and John are both wearing the same outfit, what a koinkidinky!
koinkidinky by NeLia06 January 16, 2008

Kloinkadoink 

The name of Leprachaun sexing up an Italain boy.

Kloinkadoink originated from a mix of Jewish people and Irish people.

Italian people were just innocent people in this Kloinkadoink.
"That Irish kloinkadoink is sexing up Antonio again"
Kloinkadoink by CathisaCAT March 28, 2009

cowinkydink (also, kowinkydink) 

a non-fancy way of talking about Carl Jung's idea of synchronicity:

Synchronicity is an explanatory principle; it explains "meaningful coincidences." His notion of synchronicity is that there is an acausal principle that links events having a similar meaning by their coincidence in time rather than sequentially. He claimed that there is a synchrony between the mind and the phenomenal world of perception.
A beetle flew into Jung's room while a patient was describing a dream about a scarab. The scarab is an Egyptian symbol of rebirth, he noted. Therefore, the propitious moment of the flying beetle indicated that the transcendental meaning of both the scarab in the dream and the insect in the room was that the patient needed to be liberated from her excessive rationalism.