straightlash 

Backlash from the straight community as a result of the LGBT community trying to guilt them into dating trannies, thus forcing them to apply their standards and create the sexual preference: "SuperStraight"

Using SuperStraight is a StraightLash against the LGBT community for hounding straight people who say they aren't attracted to or won't date Trans. (Particularly Trans Women)

straightlash by The Bigg R March 6, 2021

straightcrasher 

n. A heterosexual who seeks kudos through visiting gay bars / clubs / events in a somewhat mistaken belief that the gays throw the best parties... something not always appreciated by certain sections of the homosexual community

'Damn those straightcrashers!' thought Marc and Lawrence, as they waited impatiently in the too-long queue for the portaloos at Manchester Pride

straightcrasher by galexb May 29, 2008

Straightaphobic 

Unreasoning fear of or antipathy toward straight / heterosexuals.

Intense hatred or fear of heterosexuals.

The Lesbians in this city are so straightaphobic they don't except my straight friends and frown upon my socializing with them.

Straightaphobic by Iris Diaz November 20, 2011

Straightass 

-adjective

1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal

2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal.

-noun

1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual.

-adjective

"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush"

"Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole"

-noun

1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?"

2."What...?"

1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket"

2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass"

1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. "

Straightass by Gay Boyz October 21, 2010

straightish

Someone who is 'straightish' is someone that is straight as far as the normal beholder, but has sex with the same gender behind closed doors on a regular basis. One can seem (and be therefore deemed) straightish, or it may have been proven.

"His outfit is perfect! Is he gay?"
"I mean... he's straightish."

or...

"I'd love to suck him."
"He's straight.."
"Ehh... ish."

straightish by Jordan_B February 28, 2010

straightass 

straight up + dead ass together

founded by five college kids in an apartment in atlanta georgia

Ariana Grande: “I really got a speeding ticket”
Harry Styles: “oh, straightass?”
Ariana Grande: “for real.”

straightass by xoenhhh November 8, 2019

Straightcasimistic 

When someone is not being sarcastic. They are being straightforward.

I couldn’t tell if Jimmy was being sarcastic or straightcasimistic.

Straightcasimistic by JahMay🧆 November 10, 2020