plok 

A substitute for the "f word".

WHAT THE PLOK?
"Last night I PLOKED a girl so hard, she cried!"Said Bobo.
"Well don't over-plok, you might get a PTD, or Plok-transmitted disease," said Carl.
MUTHA PLOKA!

plok by TristanG April 16, 2008

plok 

Ever-confused, ever-bewildered, ever-baffled, defied by logic - yet forever comforted by self-hallucination.

plok: I can't posess what I don't have? what the hell?!? I'm cool.

plok by Sees right through December 12, 2003

Plok 

v. to cough up a hairball, especially if the creature plokking is a cat.

n. cat puke (from the "plok plok plok ackkk!!!" sound a cat makes while he's doing it.

She: "Ugh!! There's cat plok in my shoe! It's ruined!"

He: "Yeah, I heard the cat plokking a little while ago."

Plok by Pellygirl February 4, 2010

Plok 

When you're being fake as shit and won't game with the boys

"Hey bro wanna play some-"
"Nah fuck you, I'm bein' plok today."

Plok by skdfjhysaiodhaskjd September 12, 2019

Plok 

A noun which exemplifies the sound of a hen, or a female chicken, laying an egg.

I heard a plok when the hen layed an egg.

Plok by matt manalo January 5, 2006

Plok 

if you put this word twice, it literally becomes "sex" in filipino

but if you get that stupid shit out of the way, it's a 1993 cult-classic SNES platformer that is everlastingly so hard as fuck that not even God himself can finish, this little guy named plok has a flag, right? well one day, his flag got stolen and he got so mad that he wanted to entirely make the species that stole his flag instinct; fleas, plok, goes to Cotton Island and fought some fellows but when he went back to legacy island then he saw flea flags everywhere, so he decides to slap the entire species because these fleas probably are having a menopause; thats what happens on the game

"yo whatchu playing on your SNES"

"im playing plok"

"what do you mean"

"it's plok"

"...odd name choice"

Plok by RF5C June 7, 2024

Plok Plok 

Popular Filipino word which means sex. Basically, a sound that is made when having sexual intercourse. or a invitation to have sex.

Filipino

Oy pare! buti pa sila may ka Plok Plok.
Hey girl, Gusto mo mag Plok Plokan tayo?

Plok Plok by awedadsadwasasd July 22, 2019