antifloch 

she makes my tip sticky

my tip is sticky from antifloch

antifloch by sticky tip February 20, 2021

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch 

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch by dip July 19, 2004

Antholochageste 

It's a fancy word for doctors office my friend

I went to the Antholochageste today, it was quite an adventure

Antholochageste by Whatsapseudonymlolhelp January 20, 2019

antioch college 

probably the weirdest place you will ever go.

Horace Mann: I feel funky today.
Horace Mann: I know.
Horace Mann: I'll make Antioch College.

antioch college by rageofmarat January 1, 2014

Antholochageste 

An alternative word for an ophthalmologist. Originates from a code word during the American revolution.

Person 1: "I just went to the antholochegeste's office for a checkup."
Person 2: "Who's office?"
Person 1: "The antholochageste's"
Person 2: "That's not a real word"
Person 1: "Yes it is"
Person 2: "Are you sure?
Person 1: "Yep."
Person 2: "Well, you are the scientist"

Antholochageste by Himalayan White Boy January 20, 2019

antholochageste 

Some know the word Antholochageste as eye doctors office, but that's not what it origionally meant.
It was originally a cool western cowboy code word for 'help me I'm being help hostage' or 'we need a divorce karin' oh boy imagine the look on your wife Karin's face when you say 'antholochageste' and she thinks you're being held hostage!

Steve: Yo! Antholochageste!

Karin: you're the fourth man to say this what did I do wrong??
Steve: No Karin! I'm being held hostage!

antholochageste by Whatsapseudonymlolhelp January 20, 2019

Antioch 

A City in Eastern Contra Costa County halfway between East of San Francisco and West of Stockton that had the second largest track house developement in California next to Oranage county. The over building of large homes (many estate size) became well known in National News as the "Richest Ghetto in the US" after many of the home owners had lost their Jobs during the recent recession while their 5 year "liar loans" or ARM had expired at the same time as the recession creating a massive surplus of Large 2500-4000 sq ft forclosures often snatched up for a fraction of the building cost to investors who rented out the homes to "Section 8" for "Guarenteed Monthly Rent Income". Often locals complained it was unfair that their 2 income family, Friends, who found themselves evicted and living in tents in fields while Section 8 families moved out from the Urban areas of Oakland and San Francisco to move into the same houses payed for by Tax Payers. The new locals renamed the town as "The Yoc" or "Yock"

section 8 blite HuD Antioch

Antioch by crackaYack September 13, 2011