ligament 

Someone who has a lot of connections and enjoys introducing people to one another.

Person 1: I'd really like to meet Bill Gates.

Person 2: I'm sure Bob will introduce you, he's such a ligament.

ligament by !!!! 111 sleeper cell 111!!!! May 4, 2005

ligament 

a bitch boy

Shane is a ligament

ligament by dfujv g j I'm n February 19, 2021

crucial ligament 

typically the word used to express excitement after fissure sniping someone from the forest picking mid in the game Heroes of Newerth.(Behemoth Carry)

Ryan "That fool just got the crucial ligament trying to snatch the rune."

Alec "No f'n way bro."

"Fissure snipe killed Dumbledore"

crucial ligament by Steve Muffly December 18, 2009

ruptured atf ligament

to tear the muscle or ligament around your ankle

She has ruptured atf ligament from playing roller derby, and is now in a cast.

ruptured atf ligament by kinkerspaz March 11, 2010

Cut the Ligament

when you want a longer shlong

Cut the Ligament bitsctshchtsch

Cut the Ligament by iminhellplshelpahhh August 30, 2024

ligmament 

A type of ligament that causes immense pain when affected by a ligma joke.

"Oh, shit. I hurt my ligmament!"

ligmament by Sans Cucker Piss - 096 February 23, 2019

linament 

A. an oily lotion/cure all used in the 1880's to fix everything.
B. a word you can add on to anything to make your phrase longer, and make the list sound way more awesome.

A. hear ye! the linament in this vial can fix any of what ails ye! rub it on your bald spot, and you'll grow hair!
B1. I just got this wicked car with a cd player with mp3 jack, power windows, leather interior and linament.
B2. you love my bald spot don't you baby? you wanna rub it all up with oils and linaments?

linament by H666 February 20, 2008