eekinstein 

Eekinstein is my bestfriend. He is the thing you can't define, he will make you rethink every moment in your life. He will take your life shit on it spin it on its side, rip it into tiny pieces stuff it in your pocket then pull it out and show you how much better he made it. Just for you. And he will take none and all the credit at the same time. I love Eek.

Eekinstein your my only friend

eekinstein by Annnn uh.. July 12, 2019

Benjamin Einstein 

What you would call a stupid person to make them feel better about themselves.

Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"

Benjamin Einstein by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

dirty einstein 

when a guy fucks himself in the ass...

After I divorced Gina, I figured out how to dirty einstein and voila!

dirty einstein by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

einsteining 

Being studious, studying, doing homework.

I can't talk now, I'm einsteining. I have a big test tomorrow.

einsteining by Jesse Moyer April 11, 2007

einsteinian 

when someone from yo hood got a big Ass brain, even bigger than Einstein himself

Person 1: Homie that shawty booty fat!

Person 2: You could almost say it's voluptuous.

Person 1: Homie u Einsteinian!!!

einsteinian by bhoneless June 24, 2021

Little Einsteins 

The kids show that freaking everyone now knows the theme song to.the show teaches young kids about classical musicians in a way kids enjoy.

Guy 1:ugh what is the deal with the little Einsteins theme song?no one will remember it in like a week
Guy 2:nah bruh!little Einsteins is fire!
Guy 1:ugh

Little Einsteins by SomeIrishguy February 28, 2015

Einstein

Really really smart guy. Came up with the theory of relativity and the equation e = mc^2, which basically means that mass and energy are fundamentally related. Can also be used to describe someone who is really smart.

That guy got an A in Algorithms with prof. Brady! What an Einstein!

Einstein by thlalyi February 7, 2003