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peener and veggies 

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
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Person 1:"You don't have a peener"

Person 2:"Well fuck you!"
Peener by Jack_Pack November 20, 2013

foul peener 

A penis so disgusting and smelly that it makes you cry when the fumes are inhaled. Can be the result of poor hygiene or disease.

Commonly associated with balls or nuts that reak as well.
Guy: Hey give me a bj.

Girl: No fucking way! You have a foul peener !
foul peener by Ténti December 30, 2013

Sneaky-Peener 

Sneaky-Peener
n.

1. A person with shady, alternative motives.
"That fellow over in the dimly lit corner of the bar, he sure looks like a Sneaky-Peener"
Pelege is a type of food found in the Pel root. It can be used for many types of foods but tradionally is deep fried and served with an onion on the side. The Pelege is known for its unique sounds, when harvesting the Pelege from the bottom of the Pel root and or cooking the Pelege in hot water you can sometimes hear high pitch voices that sound like screams of fear. The Pelege is also a popular substitute for meat and so a lot of vegan meals may contain Pelege.
Shir: What is that sound? are you hiding a child in the kitchen?
Me: No, I'm just roasting a Pelege with fire for dinner.
Pelege by Gemesil July 16, 2020
1. noun

a female's pet name for a penis
Mary asked with a giggle, "does the peenee want to come out and play?"
peenee by panzerr October 21, 2004