plotzed 

1) so garbled, confused, distorted, or otherwise messed up as to be utterly unsalvagable.
2) so intoxicated as to be unintelligible or incoherent.

1) Your computer is plotzed.
2) Ralph got so plotzed last night that he couldn't even give the cab driver directions to his house.

plotzed by joeski April 1, 2003

plotzed 

Yiddish slang for bowel movement.

I was so scared I almost plotzed in my pants! I laughed so hard I almost plotzed in my pants!

plotzed by don d August 16, 2006

ploozed 

Cummed or Jizzed

Dude, she sucked me off and I ploozed so hard in her mouth!

ploozed by Ploozy May 15, 2016

Plotted 

Irish term for being under the influence of extacy, yokes

"Awww Man Lets get plotted"

Plotted by MARCOKAY1 December 9, 2008

plozzed 

when you and the mad cunts decide to get on the plozz and have a cheeky plozzing sesh on the weekend. All plozzing sessions must involve a bitta footy or you're a fuckin dogcunt. Nah but yeah at the end of the day just shut the fuck up before u get plozzed on you dog cunt.

gettin plozzed on a thursdee arvo karnt

plozzed by Plozzowski the unemplozzed cun October 27, 2021