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Kuv is a misspelled version of "luv" or "love". Kuv is usually only said by stupid fifth graders who think that they're in love, but it can also be very cute if you're in the eighth grade through the twelfth grade. Kuvs usually lead to multiple breakups with the same person, and when you accidentally break up with them while you are PMSing and your friends think that you should get back with some jerk, and you're hormonal enough to agree. You will usually ask the person you fell in kuv with to go back out with you, and they will incidentally be waiting for some random girl until they are allowed to date, which is incidentally in college. Kuvs usually end up screwing you over because the person you are in kuv with turns out to be a total butt-head.
Scout Cook: lol/i luv u!

Dorr: i kuv u 2!

Scout Cook: kuv???/im SOOO gona hld tht 2 u! 4 EVRRRR!
Kuv by TWO/IS\A/LOT! July 19, 2009
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kuv hlub koj 

kuv hlub koj Linda!!
kuv hlub koj by LiNdA December 29, 2003
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Kuv nco koj 

Kuv nco koj by Dorkiie September 20, 2012
A literal goddess who I would literally give my life up just to join her army if she asked me. Buff, powerful, smug women- yes please. She would definitely peg you with her 12 inch metal dick. She can crush me with her thighs and I would thank her.
That’s Kuvira, she radiates big dick energy
Kuvira by ByakugunUser September 12, 2020
Pronounced: Kuv-er'd

A widely known term used in the greater north Dallas area. Although its exact origin is unknown, it is thought to have derived from the word covered. It is only used to identify one who has "covered" or "achieved" all of the necessary points of becoming extremely intoxicated, blasted, and/or belligerent. It encompasses both an attempt or completion of achieving or covering such goals. Depending on the person and time, it can be a positive or negative action--more commonly negative.
"When I left the party, I was so kuvered that I passed out in my neighbor's backyard."

"Man, last night I got so freaking kuvered that I pissed all over myself and blacked out in the middle of the street."

"That chick was so kuvered! She kept flashing the party goers all night!"
Kuvered by Mateo Sevorg September 22, 2009
Basically, one of the coolest person ever put on the Earth. Usually good looking and a really great sense of humor. Kuven can sometimes be a player but he just wants to have fun. Dirty minded but lots of fun to be with and the best sense of humor. He knows when to be serious and is a hard worker. Don’t upset him though, he does have a grumpy side too!
What’s so funny over there?
Oh Kuven must be there, he is always the life of the party.
Kuven by Tx4thememoriess October 6, 2021