better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

better a smartass than a dumbass by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006

what a dumbass 

the thing you say when your scrolling though random definitions on the urban dictionary and you see some asshole

saying “why are you looking this up in the urban dictionary anyway? weirdo.”

human: sees a definition that includes “what are you doing looking up dick in here you dick!” what a dumbass *proceeds to airstrike the guys house*

what a dumbass by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs October 20, 2023

National hug a dumbass day

August 17th is national hug a dumbass, that's all you need to know

:D) smiley with a double chin
Have fun on national hug a dumbass day

National hug a dumbass day by Loki's Lover November 14, 2019

Shannon is a dumbass day 

Every year on August 31st, tell a friend/colleague/person you went to school with for a couple years before you moved/ enemy named Shannon that they are a dumbass.

Oh hey, it's August 31st. You're a dumbass, Shannon. You know, because it's Shannon is a dumbass day.

Shannon is a dumbass day by dumassday August 30, 2020

Kick A Dumbass Day 

Every day on the 9th of November, anybody that has ever done anything to annoy you is done for. You have permission to kick them multiple times.

"Y'know, Brandon is really pissing me off today!" Exclaimed Johnny
"No worries mate, its November 9th. Go kick him" Replied Alistair
"I am allowed to!?" Asked Johnny
"Well yeah it is Kick A Dumbass Day!"

Kick A Dumbass Day by Thy British Bias November 6, 2020

im a dumbass 

read the word out loud

hey im a dumbass

im a dumbass by a_smartasssssssssss January 31, 2018

I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass 

I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass. I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass. I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass. I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass.

I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass

I’m embarrassed for being a dumbass by Death Menace July 3, 2022