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Muff Slush Surprise

The act of a middle aged women of a moderate weight sliding down a hill. Her pants and underwear must be off, and the hill has to have frigid temperatures and dew must still be on the ground. Upon sliding down, the dew from the hill has collected in the pubical regions of the woman's crotchal area. After obtaining the excess collection, it may be used as spread on various delicacies. Examples include bread, cakes, funnel cakes, cupcakes, cookies, muffins, bagels, salads, and sandwiches.
Mary took advantage of Jim's wedding and made her infamous "Muff Slush Surprise Upside Down Cake."
The guests loved her special topping.
Muff Slush Surprise by dr.stevebrule December 17, 2009

Slush-Sucker 

A guy who eats a girl out when shes on her period.
Me: you sure you like him? he a slush-sucker
Friends: nasty
Slush-Sucker by HanyouKit July 24, 2005

New York Slush Spray

The act of cumming in someone’s ass and them farting it back out on to your face.
Person 1: “Oh man, Becky gave me a New York Slush Spray last night. Refreshing.”

Person 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you.”
New York Slush Spray by MikeDCCXV January 12, 2026

Slush Doggin 

Slush doggin is like prairie doggin just not so solid.
Bro! After I ate that taco bell, I was slush doggin all the way home!
Slush Doggin by Atcdman October 9, 2018

Wocky slush 

Lean (that of a slushie variant) that is particularly wocky.
Cameraman: "That thang bleedin' to the-... ya know I mean?"
Squilliam Fancyson: "Wocky slush"
Cameraman: "That thang bleedin' P!"
Wocky slush by cal1co December 7, 2020

can you speak more slush? 

slush is the word kim taeyung used on burn the stage
Taehyung: can you speak more slush?
Jungkook: slush?
Taehyung: slowly
Taehyung: slush *laughs*