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Rusty Valet 

Eating ass in a car, usually in a semi public place, ie, McDonald's parking lot.
Mike gave me a Rusty Valet right there in the handicapped parking spot of Wal-Mart last night!
You better marry him Jane, he is a keeper!
Rusty Valet by Calopolus October 4, 2010
Related Words
VRlet valetudo Valet Valeti Valetirian Valet parking varlet Vrelty vriet vruet

Velettah 

A velettah is the best person you will ever meet, she if funny, pretty, and brings life to any party she is a VERY SMEXY BEAST and if you find a best friend like her then you are one hella lucky person
Guy: hey who’s that girl over there
Girl: NO ONE
Guy 2: ohhh SHES velettah SHES superrrrr smexy
Guy: DAMNNNNNNN
Velettah by Randomdude3333 February 13, 2018

nigger valet

1) a self-important person that parks in fire lanes and no-parking zones in front of businesses. can be seen at Walmart or Kmart. Usuaaly has children in the back seat with grandmother swatting them from the front.
2) Someone who parks close to the doors of a store in order to save walking 20 more feet. typ. obese and needs more exercise.
"They ain't no parkin spaces close"

"Stupid, pull me up the front of the sto and we'll nigger valet it"
nigger valet by Frank Discussion October 1, 2006

Valet Wipe 

When your sexual partner cleans your genitals post climactic sexual intercourse.
Gary laid back enjoying the after glow after pounding Tonya to orgasm. She thanked him by cleaning herself and giving Gary a Valet Wipe.
Valet Wipe by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Valetirian 

Valeitirian is a term/name or slang for a short person
"Wow, that's a pretty short person"
"Must be a Valetirian"
Valetirian by IAmNotValetirian January 5, 2023

vrethren 

Hello my vrethren (brethrens), let's go succ some pp
vrethren by Gotti5000 May 9, 2017