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Whack-A-Bob Wonkins

A somewhat popular game played in 17th century Europe and the Colonial U.S., Usu. a party game. Named for famed historical icon Robert Wonkins, he is often referred to as "The Great Robert Wonkins." Players gather in a circle, whereupon one of the players is elected the "Charlie." The newly-elected "Charlie" takes a small billyclub or "Whack-a-Bob" and circles the group for 10 seconds, gives a hearty "Hey Lolly Lolly!" and bashes the nearest player square in the teeth. If said bashee remains conscious, he or she becomes the new "Charlie." The game is played until there is only one person left standing, at which time you can rifle through your opponents pockets at will.
Thad and I just finished a most delightful round of Whack-A-Bob Wonkins. I am now ninepence richer for it!
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Someone halfway between a pumpkin and a wanker.
"Oi stop being a wunkin or I'll bollocks ya!"
wunkin by leshuey January 18, 2023
The absolute feeling of scratching your balls so hard it turns red or purple
"I wunked so hard its unbearable, but I'm addicted to wunking"
Wunking by Rizzgyatking January 22, 2024
Scratching your scrotum as an act of pleasure until it becomes a redder tone
"I cant stop wunking all day, I love it"
Wunking by Rizzgyatking January 22, 2024

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026