Sausage Hostage 

Huge penis but with 2 other words

Can you hold my Sausage Hostage while i peeing? The doctor said i don't allow to lift heavy weight.

Sausage Hostage by Pussyeater121 June 1, 2017

Holding your sausage hostage 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."

Holding your sausage hostage by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

Holding your sausage hostage 

Roughing up the witness.
A date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Washing the goose's neck.

Holding your sausage hostage by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Holding your sausage hostage 

roughing up the suspect.
rub one out.

Instead of holding the sausage hostage, I decided that I'd be roughing up the suspect.

Holding your sausage hostage by blotter November 17, 2003

Holding the sausage hostage 

a wank

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

Holding the sausage hostage by the big bum December 9, 2020

Holding the sausage hostage 

Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

Holding the sausage hostage by the big bum December 9, 2020