December 23rd 

if you were born on this day all your friends must buy you chicken nuggets

addy: “what do i get for james’ birthday?”
jaiden: “well james was born on december 23rd so you have to buy him chicken nuggets.”

December 23rd by lifeisadisease December 7, 2019

december 23rd 

national sucking dick day

leo:”it is december 23rd yk what that means it’s national sucking dick day”
carson:”alright come here let me suck ur dick”
national sucking dick day

december 23rd by barbie in the dream jousey October 14, 2021

December 23rd 

flipping finn wolfhards birthday. we need to appreciate this day as he is so pure and genuine and overall the best person in this world. he is amazing.

millie: hey it’s December 23rd, yk what that means?!
shaylee: no?

millie: it’s finn wolfhards birthday!
shaylee: stfu idc
millie: *kills shaylee*

December 23rd by FinnSk8ta October 31, 2019

December 23rd 

The day your supposed to make purposely bad puns/jokes about anything winter related or else your not in the Christmas spirit and your getting coal for the next 30 years.

Dude it’s December 23rd , that’s pretty n-ice isn’t it?

December 23rd by Santa Clause (REAL) December 20, 2020

December 23rd 

December 23rd is National Chateen Day. Everyone has to remember to do their daily Chateen shipping that day.

PA: What day is it today?
PB: Uhh, December 23rd?
PC: Not just December 23rd, it’s National Chateen Day!

December 23rd by EtaTash December 23, 2020

December 23rd 

Possibly the worst day of the year. Like Christmas Eve, it's almost impossible to fall asleep on, but there are no presents in the morning.

ME: OH YEAH CHRISTMAS IS SOOO CLOSE!!!! OMG YAY ITS DECEMBER 23RD!!!!

MOM: STFU, kid, it's not even Christmas eve. Now go to your room while mommy gets drunk.

December 23rd by stratokasterd December 23, 2010

december 23rd 

national send nudes to anyone who asks day
its two days away from christmas for god sakes just send some ass nobody will know

boy: send nudes?
girl: sorry i dont do that
boy: but its December 23rd!
girl: oh shit sorry i forgot *sends a nude*

december 23rd by i only speak factsss December 7, 2020