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Roftus is a sport created by celebrity footballer Ruben Loftus-Cheek. It is a combination of all sports, and is a sport that involves an unlimited degree of variations when playing. The cultures and experiences of the athletes who play will shape the way the game is played.
Dude 1: Hey man, wanna play some roftus?
Dude 2: Yes sure, which type are we playing?
Roftus by shrimp2 November 19, 2020
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That’s So Raftus 

Dude absolutely murders beers, lies, is embarrassed of hanging out with people with cancer, and wheels birds like no tomorrow
Bro are you really hanging out with a kid with cancer
No way, that’s embarrassing

That’s so raftus
That’s So Raftus by JasonZelll October 11, 2021
Rotten pussy. Originates from the video game Elden Ring, where a boss called Malenia proceeds to get naked to show off her rotten pussy and beats the shit out of you at the same time.
"It took two days, but I finally clapped that scarlet rotussy last night!"
rotussy by caporegime April 15, 2022
"What he said was so funny I fell off the bowl and was roftas"
The Rotus is the last fart that expelled before a bowel movement. It is usually the foulest smell that any person can emit.
(As Phil rushes from the room) Dammit Wesley, that was the Rotus, I hope I can make it to the toilet on time.
Rotus by Cmilf3 January 12, 2019

rotussin 

a female that looks like a well-sesoned rotisserie turkey
Damn! that girl got rotussin ass.
rotussin by Jameka August 19, 2004
It means, Rolling on FLoor Until Stomach Hurts. It is derived from rofl or roflmao and is believed to have been first used in the Malaysian gaming community.
Friend A: "I just pwned myself with the RPG"

Friend B: "roflush u sux"
roflush by erickoh June 24, 2008