Omran
A guy who's REALLY good at video games (really, he'll kick your ass in any game that he gives two shits about). Not only that, but he's REALLY intelligent. Hell, one can say that he was once athletic (200+ average in bowling? obtained the "MVP" award twice in the competitive soccer league in his district? 1st degree black belt in Hapkido?); he stopped being so fucking athletic because time became his worst enemy.
Joe: Hey, I heard you lost in that Third Strike tournament.
Bruce: Yeah, the guy that I played against owned me so hard. Really, I don't even want to think about it.
Joe: Damn.. can you at least describe the guy?
Bruce: Aww, damn.. If I had to describe him, I'd say he's an Omran
Joe: Oh fuck, one of those? Dude, I don't want to play against those types -- they're too good!
Bruce: I know.. FML..
Bruce: Yeah, the guy that I played against owned me so hard. Really, I don't even want to think about it.
Joe: Damn.. can you at least describe the guy?
Bruce: Aww, damn.. If I had to describe him, I'd say he's an Omran
Joe: Oh fuck, one of those? Dude, I don't want to play against those types -- they're too good!
Bruce: I know.. FML..
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