Shmissed 

A way of adding a little extra spice to missed commonly used when you’ve arrived late or were unable to attend a fun or adventurous moment.

Friend 1 : “Do you see that sick car?”
Friend 2 : “wait where?”
Friend 1 : “bro you shmissed it.”

Shmissed by YourAllSus November 1, 2020

shmisses 

A cute way of saying kisses

I dub thee worthy of my shmisses.

shmisses by Thoucanttouchthybooty January 10, 2017

Shmished 

When something has been shmooshed its also been shmished.

You shmished my bread! Now I can't make a sandwich.

Shmished by Anika Friedman January 29, 2019