A statement of the intention to
fart worked nonchalantly into an
unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual
fart.
Person A: "Should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?"
Person B: "No, I
don'
t want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I
don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."