spongo 

adj. Word of German origin; a hybrid of spastisch (spastic) and mongo (mongoloid).

Someone who is uncoordinated or incompetent.

Look at Tim-Wolf, he dances like a spongo.

spongo by Mark W September 19, 2005

spongo 

A person who has a very big head .

Lol look at mikhulu's spongo

spongo by Twink.com November 1, 2020

Spongo 

Someone who is terrible at something, similar to Noob.

"God your such a spongo Ruairi!"

Spongo by Paradoxpanic September 16, 2013

spongo 

spangle.jism.cum.spunk.sperm.sticky white love piss.

oi!,filthy bastard, that things got spongo in it!

spongo by hummers crackly testicles August 17, 2003

Spongo 

a spongo is a person who’s a spastic and a mongo and since it sound less me and quite silly that’s why u say it

(kayo) ur such a freak honestly

(me) don’t be a spongo🙄

Spongo by ellietheelephantxooxxooxoxo March 30, 2021

Word Sponge 

A person who is devoted, and addicted, to reading.

Jimi Herndon is a serious "Word Sponge"! He soaked up 72 books in 52 weeks! Amazing!

Word Sponge by talk2me-JCH2 March 7, 2017

Military Fun Sponge 

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

Military Fun Sponge by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019