Person 1:
Hey!
Person
2: What?
Person 1: I'm pregnant! :D
Person
2: NiggerTitties!
Person 1: ... What? I'm confused.
Person
2: well ... hanger is in the closet babe.
Person 1: Why do you want a hanger? I just told you we're going to have a baby!
Person 2: Did I fucking stutter?!