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cream on your face 

To project white bodily fluids onto the face of the person who is pleasuring you
Your unbelievable...You pleasure me precisely with your mouth and tongue stimulating my genitals to the point where i yell (I'm Gonna CUM)...You say (CUM on my face)...I want more...so instead I cream in your mouth...look that one up too...its better than cream on your face

Cream on a Cracker 

A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.
Dude, Frankie enjoys playing Cream on a Cracker. I think he loses on purpose.
Cream on a Cracker by Biggunplenty December 19, 2011

cream on the crop 

When you cum on her pussy and gets in her batch (pussy hair)
Person 1: Yo dude I heard you hit Michelle last night, is that legit?
Person 2: Yeah, I put the cream on the crop
Person 1: Damn son.
cream on the crop by ChaBoiX July 4, 2017

Cream on the Inside Clean on the Outside 

It comes from the song "Ice Cream Paint Job" by D O double R.

He is talking about his car.. but what people fail to realize is that he is really talking about his girl's vagina.. vajayjay.. girl's private part.. yes..
"Dang, bro, my girls vagina.. It's cream on the inside clean on the outside!"

cream on a bagel 

a certain amount of men stand around a bagel and they all try to ejaculate. the last man to cum has to eat the bagel.
bob, steve, donnie, and jake start to jack off around a bagel and they all cum but steve so steve eats the bagel thats why its called cream on a bagel
cream on a bagel by a.v.s.p. January 6, 2009

cream on top 

When you cum on top of a person's head.
Bro 1 "dude i tried to give my girl a facial but I missed and my cum got all in her hair"

Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"

Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"
cream on top by Jedidoc87 June 27, 2017